• sealcat:

    no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

    (via seanp0donnell)

  • 15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

    almightykushlord:

    Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

    “Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

    In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

    “If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

    The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

    “Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

    THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

    (via wzrdkelley)

    • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
    • girl: ....who?
    • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
  • dekutree:

    lilbunnygirl:

    i’m in the mood for some bread. just a nice warm loaf

    i got some 4 u

    i keep my bread up baby gorl holla @ me

  • transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

    transparent-alice:

    her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

    (via bornonvenus)

  • sherlocksmyth:

    sherlocksmyth:

    one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

    when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

  • daa-ze:

    skr0ala:

    dominicsellie:

    crrocs:

    people who complain about “getting too many asks”

    image

    people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

    People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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    Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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    (via teen-lizard-queen)

  • (Source: rebuy, via dolphones)

  • unconvenience:

    Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

    (via dutchster)

  • madelineyo:

    pocketspooks:

    locksandglasses:

    I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

    image

    Excellent gif use

    (via fitness-food-and-fandom)

  • asiamack:

    Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

    (Source: ralndrops, via a9yearoldboy)

  • (via infernio)

  • NYC police express anger at reaction to chokehold death

    gang0fwolves:

    atane:

    Please note as explained here, to comment on PoliceOne, you need to be a verified police officer.

    Go to any online forum that serves police officers, find the Eric Garner story, and read the comments. Those are your police, America.” - Mike Riggs

    and no one is surprised

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